The End Is Near

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The End Is Near


One of my day-to-day responsibilities involves troubleshooting problems with banner 
ads. You might not realize what goes on when your browser loads a page full of ads; 
most of our brains have been trained to ignore these things. But wow, take a peek 
under the hood sometime. You'll find some of the hairiest stuff around. 

A few folks know what to do: create clean, compatible, polite javascript that 
degrades nicely. Most create abominations that well... make me reach for my 
revolver... Today I found something spit out of the 'industry standard' adserver that 
I had to share with a dood I know. Chat transcript follows... 



ME: dood?

DOOD:  yo

ME: I think I'm surrounded by the worst technology in the world

ME: ever get that feeling?

DOOD:  yes

ME: I get that when I come across this kind of thing:

ME: document.write('<noscript><a
href="http://ad.doubleclick.net/click%3Bh=v8/378a/3/0/%2a/d%
3B209144603%3B00%3B1%3B23113405%3B3454728/90%3B29241525/29259404/
1%3B%3B%7Eokv%3D%3Bkw%3Dgamechannel%3Bgame%3Dgamechannel%3Bgenre
%3Dstrategryrpg_game%3Btile%3D2%3Bdcopt%3Dist%3Bsz%3D728x90%3B
%7Eaopt%3D2/1/7b/0%3B%7Esscs%3D%3fhttp://clk.atdmt.com/TGM/go/
125488438/direct/01/" target="_blank"><img 
border="0" src="http://view.atdmt.com/TGM/view/
125488438/direct/01/5298130"/></a></noscript></iframe>');

DOOD:  !

ME: does that juse blow your mind

ME: OR WHAT?

DOOD:  who wrote that? Someone on our team or a 3rd party?

DOOD:  I mean your team

ME: some 3rd party

DOOD:  amazing

DOOD:  they don't get anything

ME: some 3rd party WHICH IS AN INTERNET STANDARD. THE CADILLAC OF 
AD SERVING

DOOD:  wow

ME: we're doomed

ME: as a species

DOOD:  totally

ME: just thought you'd like to know.

ME: enjoy life. the end is near.

DOOD:  I just spent 2 months working with one of the the 
world's worst engineers. They canned his ass last week

DOOD:  this guy was an imbecile, yet he commanded a huge 
salary and concessions because we thought he was an 'expert'

DOOD:  I spent all of my time re-writing and debugging his crap code

DOOD:  some of the worst programming I've ever seen

DOOD:  and it made me doubt the future of mandkind, as we are 
all brothers.

ME: I'm there.

ME: document.write('<noscript...

DOOD:  that gives me an idea for a netscrap feature. Have a contest 
where people submit real source code that can never execute

DOOD:  this is a plum example

DOOD:  there are others

ME: that's a good one.

DOOD:  but they have to be real, culled from real source.


I guess the reason this gets my goat is that I face this question every day: does it 
matter if software is 'done right'? Ultimately it seems that the true measure of 
'rightness' is whether the business is succeeding, not the correctness of the 
minutiae. For a guy whose background is QA, this is a tough pill to swallow. 

Anyway, Dood -- good thinking about the netscrap feature. So toss a few things onto the scrap 
heap (put in the Tech category) and I'll put them up. 

PS- For those of you not in the know, one way javascript puts things on the page is 
through document.write. In this case, the code is using javascript to put a 
<noscript> tag -- which usually contains something for the browser to 
show if it doesn't support javascript. Use javascript to deliver the payload to use 
if you don't use javascript. Boom!


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